World Of Warcraft Jokeshttp://forums-en.wow-europe.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-general-en&T=596597&P=1
"How many gnomes does it take to paint your wall?
--Thant depends on how hard you throw them"
Also here is a silly thread about Shadow priests and the "melting faces" thing: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.aspx?FN=wow-priest&T=296239&P=1
If you're in a funny mood do read a few pages of the comments .....
For example in one reply on page 40 you find this cartoon...
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hahashadow.jpg )
edit: the forum links no longer work 
What is 'gayy'? The jokes, or World of Warcraft? At least 7 million people seem to like WoW... And for the jokes, I think they're funny. If you feel otherwise, so be it.
Too bad the two forum topics seem to have disappeared in the meantime.
• wrote irmen on 10 Sep 2006, 11:10
there pritty good but its mostley knome jokes try dwarves or undead. 
IVE BEN LOST IN WOW! I NEED SERIOUS HELP!PLEASE IF ANY ONE GETS THIS HELPPPPP!!!!!!!!! 
You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!
• wrote Raarrawr (ip) on 07 Feb 2007, 13:34
"WoW stole my skills"
A name used by someone on Counter-Strike: Source.
• wrote Kiwi (ip) on 05 Apr 2007, 06:22
Kiwi, there's a truth in that... Before I got into playing WoW I was a quite proficient UnrealTournament player (UT 99/2004)... Not anymore...
Depending on the time you spend with or in WoW it not only steals your skills in other games, but Blizzard also "steals" the money of other game makers because they simply sell less other games 
A gnome walked into a bar........... Wait no he didn't he is too short!!!!!!!
• wrote Eat wow sleep(not much sleep) (ip) on 29 May 2007, 14:45
You know your addicted to WoW when your girlfriends pants have a low drop rate!
• wrote Raarrawr (ip) on 07 Feb 2007, 13:34
Best wow joke I have herd ina long time!
10/10
• wrote Duhhwaah (ip) on 05 Jun 2007, 14:58
You know your addicted to wow if, you and your buddy's roll to see who gets the toy in the McDonald's happy meal.
• wrote Savenger (ip) on 11 Jun 2007, 22:07
You know if your addicted to wow if, you list the items you sold at the AH on your tax returns under "Other Sources of income".
• wrote Savenger (ip) on 11 Jun 2007, 22:13
Damn girl, you must have got those pants in Bwl cause that ass is EPIC!!!
• wrote HuTcHy (ip) on 15 Jun 2007, 11:20
WoW presurveing your verginaty is worth 15$ per month
a gnome walks up to a dwarf dwarf: ha...hahaha......hahahahahaha, yes score!
• wrote jwalet (ip) on 07 Jul 2007, 08:03
Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gunna say that!".
• wrote Bigglesworth (ip) on 25 Jul 2007, 08:10
your mums my epic mount
I'm exhaulted with your mum
• wrote RL? wow is my life (ip) on 02 Aug 2007, 14:39
Two gobblins are standing beside a tree talking.
Gobblin 1:"Y'know, none of this matters. We're just in a virtual computer game and we don't actually exist." Gobblin 2:"Why do you say that?" Gobblin 1:"Because we haveto roll before we do anything. Doesn't that seem wierd?" Gobblin 2:"Nope, I have to disagree with that." Gobblin 1:"What? Why?" *Message appears: -Gobblin 1 has been deleted-* Gobblin 2:"The roll says so. And..? What the?? Where'd you go?"
• wrote Ex-Deathevn (ip) on 09 Aug 2007, 07:26
you know ur addicted to world of warcraft when you have a birthday and yell "DING!!!!"
• wrote Vallensore (ip) on 25 Nov 2007, 01:20
you can tell a person is gay, if they yell "DING!!!!!!" on your birthday
• wrote boats (ip) on 28 Nov 2007, 19:28
all of your jokes fucking suck, the shit that falls out of my ass can randomly create words that would be funnie rthan your jokes....this is so pathetic, wow has been out for 3 years an dyou guys dont have any jokes about it?...now dong act like a smart ass and tell me ... oh why dont you come up with some jokes...because i cant...and now that i have proven myself that i cant...I WONT TRY
dont post jokes just so you can post something, plz make sure its funny, there were only about 2-3 good ones on this whooole thread....im exhaulted with your mom, believe it or not, ding on your birthday but not at a birthday party, you just have to be on your birthday and think in your head really heavy and just say to yourself....ding, grats, and the last one is the girlfriend's pants. yea others suck, ty gg bb
• wrote fuck you (ip) on 03 Dec 2007, 19:32
I won't edit the post above but it just proves that no matter what harmless thing you do there is always some jerk that thinks he's better than that and feels the need to unload his frustrations without having the guts to provide his real name.
• wrote irmen on 07 Dec 2007, 19:44
Happy WoW xmas
![[[image GreenWinterHat.jpg from wow.allakhazam.com]]](http://wow.allakhazam.com/images/fashion/GreenWinterHat.jpg)
Jingle Bells / Undead smell / Tauren scream and yell,
Orcs are noobs / and trolls have boobs / and all the horde are gay, hey!
• wrote irmen on 17 Dec 2007, 19:20
I was looking for a joke for my son's christmas cracker and thought both the gnome and gobblin jokes were very funny - thanks for the help ;-)
• wrote Lesley (ip) on 19 Dec 2007, 08:14
A tauran walks in a bar with some jump leads
the barman says "i dont mind the long face but dont go starting anything"
• wrote Tanavar (ip) on 08 Jan 2008, 17:38
You know ur addicted to wow when ur microwave goes ding and u go GRATZ !!
• wrote Makey Gibraltar (ip) on 23 Jan 2008, 19:45
hehe, I laughed about that last one Makey
Reminds me of Mandokir in ZG... and Jindo yelling Gratz when he dings...
• wrote irmen on 05 Feb 2008, 10:48
What do rouges an noobs have in common?
THEY BOTH PICK LOCKS!
• wrote koralee (ip) on 27 Mar 2008, 03:38
soooo gayy
• wrote jamie (ip) on 10 Sep 2006, 05:07